(Shamelessly stolen from a friend on Facebook because it cracked me up.)
1) I will not summon a Thunder Wyrm and attempt to ride it.
2) I will not rejoice at Wyrmsign. It is never good.
3) I am not the God-Emperor of anything, and I will not tell the cubs that I am.
4) I will not use Cateyes and run around the caern saying I have been saturated with the Spice.
5) Smoking dope does not make me see into the Umbra, and it is wrong to tell the cubs that it does.
6) Neither does PCP.
7) Heroin is undoubtedly Wyrm-tainted. I should not test this.